Friday, November 20, 2009

小心

twins came to kl on monday
we had so much fun
pillow talk
jennifer's body
melaka trip
catching the bus
lame jokes
dim sum
and i got my very first bday present
i think i will bring it to drake
haha

i got my visa already
my flight changed to 11th
costs 2801
the rm1 is weird

i cannot write my blog properly
it's like a mess
i dont write what i feel
i hide things

Sunday, November 15, 2009

u know...

1. my high school friends do not know this blog
2.sometimes i feel tired of my friends who do not know how to appreciate things-anything/everything
3.i'm going to meet twins today-but i dont feel excited now
4.because my visa interview is at 7.40 am, today
5.i sleep for 12 hours per day-bad habit-really really bad
6.i promised to learn cooking-but i failed to do so
7.because i do think that cooking is not that hard-for me-tat's all about oil,onion,salt and garlic
8.i dont really enjoy my holidays-eat sleep read shopping-tat's all
9.i want to earn more money rather than save more money
10.i went to kuen cheng graduation ceremony on saturday-they did the same thing-hug take photos talk take photos again and hug shout-ahhh-i'm 20 already
11.i feel bad to leave home now-i dont want them to feel bad about my leaving-tat's not the end of the world

Monday, November 9, 2009

mamamia

oh my god!!i am so bored wth!!!

i woke up at 12pm today
i slept at 1am yesterday
i only had two meals-brunch and dinner
and i feel hungry now
from 12pm to 3pm
i read newspaper and check mails
then go fetch sister at 3.30pm
from 3.45pm to 6pm
read books
6-6.30
fetch my dad to workshop to get his car back
6.30-7.40
dinner and bath
7.30-8.oo
take VISA photo
8-now
online watch tv

1 word to describe- LIFELESS

i am FREAKING BORED

too much time to kill omg
can u entertain me please?

Sunday, November 8, 2009

i wasnt busy at all

last weekend i worked in a pharmacy
i met a weird girl
will describe her in the next post
and i quit the job hahahahaha
not because of the girl
my mum doesnt allow me to work on saturday and sunday =x

erm
went to sungai wang today
my aunties and uncles bought me a necklace as 21th birthday present
yes i am just 20 but for chinese...it's considered as 21th already
tat's our tradition-everyone will get a "key" on their 21th bday
mine is a heart-shape key
u will see it when you see it XD
i am lazy to post photo..forgive me k

and my aunties really enjoyed shopping today!!!
i went to the counter for like...10 times?
the cashier recognized me after all

then..i havent taken photo for visa application
will do this tomoro
and i wanna buy a camera...
is it cheaper to buy at ebay compare to low yat?
hmmm
have to do research first

i am a NIKON supporter
dont buy OLYMPUS please
i hate it

errr...
i got a new student recently
i mean tuition...

last saturday was the first class
u know wat happened?

the mom just sat in between me and her daughter
the problem is
she even wanna listen to what am i teaching!
and keep asking her daughter:
u understand anot?
dun understand must ask u know?
must ask until u 100% understand!

wtf?

so...i chose a question..unintentionally...it was a very complicated fraction question
i explained to her daughter
but because the question looks very complicated
her mum din even wat the hell was i talkin abt!
even though the daughter already understood
she just kept asking:
u really understand??really??are u sure???

okay...aunty
if u want me to give tuition for you
u can pay me
and i will teach u until u 100 understand
but now u are just disturbing me and your daughter wth

i was so speechless
haizzz

anyway
it's not the first time the parents sit beside me when i'm teaching
it happened before because the student was very talkative
i needed his mom to control him
but this time...
i felt so frustrated
luckily the very complicated question probably made her feel dizzy
and she left after being such a lampost for 30 minutes

OMG!!!
BEH-TAHAN!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

jokessssssss

Catholic Coffee Discussion

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach, and 34" hips.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God".

Friday, October 23, 2009

the moment

so today is my last day in INTI..
last day of classes...
had business com presentation...
the most sickening assignment that i have ever done in INTI
haha
ok..stop complaining
anyway
we got 85.8/100
lost 2.84%
quite satisfying d actually
none of them say thank you to us
haha
why should they?
this is a group assignment wat
haha
but u know
this is a GOLDEN opportunity that allow me to improve myself
do more,learn more
and show that u are more capable

thank you for those who lend their helping hand
i call it-doraemon hand...u know why?hehe lame jokes..
if u know chinese...伸出援手...and doraemon has round hand...圆手
XD

Sunday, September 27, 2009

lame...

Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get
promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah
Seng about his knowledge

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months
already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take
night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of 'Confessions', nah nah nah... told you
already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the
author of 'The 3 Musketeers', if you take night courses, you would know
this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night
courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*



i was so frustrated while doing the business com assignment
haizz...
maybe i shud take english nite course since i have no husband = =